Quotables

On:  ScrabbleBinxy.Blogspot.com

Author:  Carroll Scherber
Created:  January 01, 2013

Revised: April 26, 2022

 

Changes are in red.


08/03/2017 ~
"I vanna, I vanna, I vanna," Ivana screams as she rolls through the hotel lobby!
Donald turns and says, "Ivana, 'What?'"
"I vanna your credit card," Ivana screams!

07/14/2017 ~
The wicked witch of the East yells, "Twister! Twister! Has anybody seen my sister?"


04/26/2017 ~ ADULT LANGUAGE

How’d he get there, she asked me!

A rode a fucking dick, USNpiggy squeals!  I left with the witch, USNpiggy yells!

03/07/2017 ~

Halitosis!  Halitosis!  Halitosis, Lucifer Ingram and Satan Ingram scream to the woman who sucks on her toesies!

03/04/2017 ~ There's a story to be told from this quote.

“There is no fate, but what we make.” ~ Kyle Reese, The Terminator, 1984

01/28/2017 ~

Satan Ingram!  What time of the month is it, Lucifer Ingram screams across the mother fucking animal kingdom!

It’s time to stomp my foot, Satan Ingram screams!  My biological clock is ticking, as she stomps her right foot in the mother fucking animal kingdom to Lucifer Ingram!

11/05/2016 ~ 

You knew, who I was, Chris Wallace says to USNdaddy through the animal kingdom!

Is that, Walrus or Wallace, USNdaddy asks humorously to the walrus who flickers in his animal kingdom?

How many teeth does a walrus have, USNdaddy asks of Chris Wallace from ABC Nightly News?

Two front teeth, Chris Wallace replies in the animal kingdom!

Now you know what he wanted for Christmas, USNdaddy yells to Chris Walrus while he’s in the animal kingdom!

Chris Wallace is Chris Walrus, USNdaddy says through he animal kingdom!

That’s all Chris Walrus got for Christmas, yells Lucifer to God!  Was is two front teeth, Lucifer and Satan yell through the animal kingdom!

10/03/2016 ~

USNpiggy, yells the Nursery School Teacher!  I am tired of trying to figure you out, she hollers to USNpiggy!

Then, become a proctologist, USNpiggy hollers from the animal kingdom!  And, slip me a finger, USNpiggy oinks with laughter to the Nursery School Teacher!

10/02/2016 ~

Michael plays me for a fool all day long, Lucifer tells USNpig in the animal kingdom!

09/22/2016~

I'm going to the backdoor, USNpiggy says to Binxy and Scrabble as the jump off his lap!

That's not the backdoor, Binxy hollers to Scrabble as they sit there

The paperboy is at the backdoor, USNpiggy says to Binxy and Scrabble!

I can always find a crossword in the paper, USNpiggy says to Scrabble!

09/18/2016~

Some people are meant to be taken away from who we are.

Some people are meant to find their way back to who we are.

05/31/2016 ~

What is a grizzly bear doing in the pig pen, Binxy yells to Scrabble?

What is the grizzly bear doing in the pig pen, Scrabble yells to Binxy?

He's looking for methamphetamine, tells the grizzly bear from within the pig pen to Scrabble and Binxy!

05/11/2016 ~

I once knew a Puddy Tat, Tweety sings!

Sylvester replies,

04/01/2016 ~ ADULT LANGUAGE

How do you re-write your asshole, asks the re-writer to USNdaddy in the animal kingdom?

You start with a fresh piece of paper and wipe your asshole, USNpiggy tells the mother fucker who wants to re-write our stories!

 

12/08/2015 ~

How does a chunky monkey eat Ben & Jerry's ice cream?

You hand the monkey a spoon and he peels back the container!

05/22/2015 ~

Binxy:  What happens when your house is haunted by Diane Wiest?

Scrabble:  What happens?

Binxy:  You get a PolterWiest!

Scrabble:  You gotta be kidding me!

02/18/2015 ~

Why do you have to be like everybody else in the crowd?

Why can’t you be the queer in the crowd?

02/18/2015 ~

Let no shadows befall me.  May there always be light over me.  The darkness falls…

10/27/2014 ~ From Scrabble and Binxy

If you are going to the Library you better take a book with you.

I don’t think I am going to the Library.

Then here is some crossword toilet paper.

He did not send me off to the bathroom?

How do you use this toilet paper when you don’t have a pen?

Now here’s your toilet paper!  I did a crossword.

Where’s the pen?

I didn't use one.

Pee-yew!

That is not how I thought you were going to do the crossword.

Let me see.  Pee-yew!  Did you complete this is in one wipe or two?

10/24/2014 ~ From Scrabble and Binxy

How do you catch a tiger by the toe?

How do you catch a tiger by his toe?

I gotcha!  Eeny, meeny, miny, moe!  Catch a tiger by his toe!

Oh, my goodness sakes!

I caught a tiger by his toe!

The tiger goes, Great!

05/27/2014 ~ From Scrabble and Binxy

Remember, Carroll Scherber, these are the words of our first and foremost president of the United States, “You, Carroll Scherber, have done something that nobody has done in a long time and that was to take on an entire nation with the strength of your own head, heart and hand; for you are changing the world that is before us. ~ George Washington, President of the United States, 2014

05/09/2014 ~ ADULT LANGUAGE

Pull on an Animal Kingdom butt hair and wake your stupid mother fucking ass up.

You mother fucker!

Ow, there you mother fucker!

Now, that’s not dude; that’s a different Animal Kingdom butt hair.

Now, that’s an elephant butt hair.

05/01/2014 ~

Thank you for putting me in my places

04/26/2014 ~

We wash our faces in the morning to wash away our disgraces

We wash our faces in the morning to put on pretty faces

We wash our faces in the morning to put on happy faces

We wash our faces in the morning to go from place to places

We wash our faces to wash away our disgraces

We wash our faces to reveal our pretty faces

When we reveal our pretty faces after washing our faces

We can expose our smiles on happy faces

We expose our smiles on happy faces to go to many places

04/23/2014 ~

For the book does not just sit on the floor

For the book does not just sit on the table

For the book does not just sit on the shelf

For the book sits upon the table in the Kingdom of Heaven

04/20/2014 ~

Let me tell you a little story:

We get down on all fours next to our bedside table

We open a book and read a verse from time-to-time

We bow our heads, place our hands together, and I close my eyes

I say a little prayer for you

I say a little prayer for me

I say, “Amen”

I stand up and I put my book away

For tomorrow, I start my day with a little bit of optimism and a smile on my face

04/19/2014 ~

Let them spread their own decay across the earth by sake of their own name

04/06/2014 ~

By tying yourself to persons you do not know, you are creating an apocalypse that you are not aware of…

03/10/2014 ~

Survival! Sometimes...survival can come in the hands of one man! Who is that man? That man or woman is you; because, trust starts with you! If we cannot be honest, trustworthy and forthright, then, we are battling the unknown. The unknown lies within ourselves; and, the battle reigns forever.

03/07/2014 ~

We all want to hide behind our cloaks and daggers; but, shroud ourselves by our differences!

03/07/2014 ~

We all want to hide behind our cloaks and daggers; but, shroud ourselves by our differences!

01/15/2014 ~

One’s own dignity.  Are they going to crawl across the earth due to they don’t have their own integrity to walk upright.

12/28/2013 ~

But, as I say, "It only takes a fairy to make a Fairytale come true!"  Or, even more appropriately said, "It only takes a Fairy to make the fairy's tale come true!"

12/05/2013 ~

Your Hope for a Better Future, and a Better Tomorrow; for if it's not now or yesterday, then it's today or tomorrow.  For if it's not yesterday, then it's yesterday's yesterday, or tomorrow's tomorrow; for our prosperity is from now to the future, for if it's now from our past it to eternity, then it's from eternity to forever.

01/01/2013 ~

I wake up in the morning, I go to school or work, and I go to play; I start my day with a smile on my face

When I go to bed at night, I read a little verse and I put a smile on my face

So, when I wake up in the morning, I start my day with a little bit of optimism and a smile on my face

I wake up in the morning, I brush my teeth, I go to school or work, and I go to play; I start my day to put a smile on your face

When I go to bed at night, I brush my teeth, I read a little verse and put a smile on my face

So, when I wake up in the morning, I brush my teeth, I go to school or work, and I go to play

I start my day with a little bit of optimism to put smiles on your faces