Ordering By The Numbers

On:  ScrabbleBinxy.Blogspot.com
Author:  Carroll Scherber

Created:  February 27, 2015
Revised:  February 25, 2017

Now Satan can play a game by the numbers, I tell him.  Here is the menu, says the waitress.  He sits down at the table and says, I don’t speak Chinese.  The waitress says, just order by the numbers.  Scrabble says to him, just order by the numbers!  Satan orders.  ScrabbleBinxy says, now you speak Chinese!  So, what did you order, he asks Satan?  He replies, 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.  There's, Twenty!  Oh, my fucking God!  Now you know I paid for dinner, Satan says to Scrabble!  Scrabble barks out, don’t forget the doggie bag!  1. 2. 3. 4.  Four doggie baggies on the go, Satan says!

Oh, goodness gracious!  You brought four doggie bags, says BinxyScrabble!  Oh, goodness sakes says Binxy!  Orange Chicken!  Sesame Chicken!  Kung Pao Chicken! Chao Mein!  Fried Rice!  And, six makes Egg Rolls!  Gather around the table, BinxyScrabble shouts!  The dinner bells and all the animals gather around the table.  It’s dinner time!  Grace is said.  Hi, Grace says Satan to Grace Kelly!

You mean, Grace Kelly went to dinner asks the mongoose?  Is that weasel trying to weasel his way into dinner, asks Grace Kelly?  Okay!  I’ll get my nose out of here, says the mongoose after snatching a treat!

Oh, boy!  When the man sits down to write a story he writes a story, says the Officer-of-the-Law.  Now you know why this man has been chosen, my messenger relays to him.  This changes our future, he says after reading Scrabble’s and Binxy’s stories across the internet!

The future is changing as we sit down to dinner, says BinxyScrabble.  The future is unsure.  The future is bright and the future is now.  The future is so bright I gotta wear my shades, says ScrabbleBinxy!

Oh, boy!  When you get these stories you get these stories, says Binxy.  There is nothing you can do.  When you have to sit down and write these messages you have to sit down and write these messages.  When Satan plays these games he plays these mother fucking games either in this together or not in this together.  Lucifer plays these games either together in this or not together in this.  When Satan plays people as a fool he plays people as a fool.  So, when Satan plays people as a fool he gets to play people as a fool.

I did not know by pulling this tuna up on these frequencies he would actually flounder.  That’s where all these fishies come from, hollers ScrabbleBinxy!  All these fishies came from church!  We all seek the way of the Lord.  So, don’t swim away from the Lord.