Three Hour Tour

On:  ScrabbleBinxy.Blogspot.com
Author:  Carroll Scherber

Created:  May 5, 2015

I’m feeling a little ambitious this morning, tells Beelzebub!

Somebody get me two blondes!

Get to hair and makeup, screams Binxy to Beelzebub!

Here is your blonde wig, says the Stylist!

Oh, thank you Honey yells Beelzebub!

Get to wardrobe, the Stylist says!

Here are your ruby slippers, tells the Costume Designer!

Oh, thank you Honey yells Beelzebub!

Get to props, tells the Costume Designer!

What’s this, asks Beelzebub to the Prop Master?

It’s a road map, tells the Prop Master!

Here are your two blondes, says the Stage Director!

I heard he is going on tour, says the first blonde to the second blonde.

You gotta be kidding me, says the second blonde to the first blonde.  A tour-a?

A three hour tour, says the Stage Director!

Because, the play takes three hour tour tells Beelzebub!

What’s with the road map, asks the second blonde to Beelzebub?

It’s a road map, asks the first blonde?

What are you supposed to do with a road map?

The Director hollers from the rafters, place it down on the floor!

Now what are you supposed to do, asks the second blonde?

                                                      

Follow the yellow brick road, the blonde munchkin tells Beelzebub!

Follow the yellow brick road, a second blonde munchkin yells to Beelzebub!

Follow the yellow brick road, Beelzebub sings!

I gotta know where I'm where I'm going, tells Beelzebub Scherber!

I gave you a road map, tells the munchkin!