Monday, April 13, 2015

Fortune Cookie

On:  ScrabbleBinxy.Blogspot.com
Author:  Carroll Scherber
Created:  April 13, 2015

Here is a cookie, tells the waitress.
What do I need a cookie for, asks the patron?
Take the cookie, Honey!
Open the cookie!
Okay!  Okay!  Okay!
Open the cookie, Honey!
Okay!  Okay!  Okay!  I’m opening the cookie!
Let me get the wrapper off!
Okay!  I got the wrapper off!
Open the cookie!
Open the cookie!
Open the cookie!
I’m opening the cookie![
What’s in the cookie?
What’s in the cookie?
What’s in the cookie?
It’s a piece of paper.
You gotta be kidding me?
You gotta be kidding me?
You gotta be kidding me?
There’s writing on the paper.
What’s it say?
I don’t know.  It’s in Chinese!
Get the waitress!
Let me get the waitress!
Here comes the waitress!
How can I help you, asks the waitress?
What’s this?
It’s a piece of paper, tells the waitress!
Well, what’s on the piece of paper?
It’s your fortune, tells the waitress!
Oh… it’s a fortune cookie!
ScrabbleBinxy, it’s a fortune cookie!
Let me tell you, I can’t fucking read this he tells the waitress!
It’s in Chinese, says the waitress!  Of course, you can’t read it!
Oh…!  It’s in Chinese!
Oh…!  It’s in Chinese!
ScrabbleBinxy!  It’s in Chinese!
That’s what I thought!  It’s in Chinese!
Thank goodness!
Thank goodness!
I thought it was in Japanese!
Why did you think it was Japanese?
Because, if it was Japanese…
You could look as these, as ScrabbleBinxy is interrupted!
The whole table laughs.
What’s it say?
It says, I don’t know.  It’s in Chinese, says the waitress.
You gotta be kidding me!
You gotta be fucking kidding me!
You gotta be fucking kidding me!
It says, And, with six you get egg roll!

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