Showing posts with label Plumber. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Plumber. Show all posts

Thursday, April 9, 2015

Knock! Knock!

On:  ScrabbleBinxy.Blogspot.com
Author:  Carroll Scherber
Created:  April 9, 2015

Knock!  Knock!
Who’s there, Binxy asks as he heads towards the door?
It’s the plumber!  I've come to fix your sink!
It’s the plumber.  He’s come to fix the sink Honey, tells Scrabble.
There’s a cracked pipe under the sink, says Binxy.
He’s the plumber.  He’s here to fix the sink, says ScrabbleBinxy.
A cracked pipe, the plumber says.  I can fix your cracked pipe.
He can fix the cracked pipe, says Scrabble with glee!
He can fix the cracked pipe, says Binxy with joy!
The plumber bends over to fix the cracked pipe.
Scrabble says, That’s not a cracked pipe!
Binxy shouts, That’s not a cracked pipe!
ScrabbleBinxy chuckles, That’s plumber’s crack!
You gotta be kidding me, Binxy laughs!
You gotta be fucking kidding me, Scrabble laughs!
I ain't fucking kidding you, shouts ScrabbleBinxy!
Now that’s one plumber’s crack I would like to open, Scrabble tells Binxy and ScrabbleBinxy!